| | US foreign policy aggression linked to GMO foods
4 Jul 2003 by Allen Voivod
British geneticists have found a link between the aggressive US Republican political leadership and the consumption of genetically modified (GMO) foods.
The study, to be published in the Journal of the Impossible to Read for Most People Except Geneticists and Their Llamas (or JIRMPEGTL, in which the "J" and "G" are silent), sheds light on a number of otherwise baffling political actions by the Bush administration.
"Look at the use of fish genes to create no-frost oranges," said Greg Mullbott of the British DNA Institute (or B#DNA48I, in which all characters are silent). "The Bush foreign policy team drinks this orange juice every day, and fish have no long-term memory. This is why you don't hear a thing about Afghanistan from the US anymore. Once again, they can't even find it on a map!"
Mullbott's conjoined twin, Doug, concurred with Greg's assessment. "Here's another example. Beef cows are injected with genetically enhanced testosterone hormones to improve their taste and the amount of meat which can be harvested from them. And the Bush administration eats tons of beef! They refer to themselves as 'cattle men," for Heaven's sake! And all that additional testosterone? Well, I think you see where I'm going with this!"
George W. Bush is the second US president raised in the 'GMO Generation,' coming of age after Watson and Crick made their extraordinary discovery. Though the prior US president, Bill Clinton, was addicted to genetically modified pork rinds, the effect was limited strictly to rutting behavior.
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