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| Bin Laden gatecrashes birthday party dressed as comedian 13 Jul 2003 A terrorist dressed as a comedian last night disrupted a party being held to celebrate the second birthday of the popular news satire web site "DeadBrain". The man, who was identified as Osama bin Laden, got around several security cordons and into the heart of the party, which was attended by over 300 guests, despite being dressed in normal, everyday clothes. The al Qaeda chief reportedly ran amok in the function room at the Dog and Duck, Winchester, insulting several minor royals, including Prince Edward; knocking over tables and chairs; and emptying a glass of water over the alleged Conservative leader, "Iain" Duncan Smith. He paused momentarily to apologise to Mr Duncan Smith, insisting that he had thought he was someone important, before dashing from the building. Most disturbingly, at one point bin Laden was just inches away from DeadBrain's Editor-in-Chief, Gregory T Mullet. "This is simply astonishing," commented a DeadBrain insider. "Normally nobody wants to go anywhere near him." An investigation is now underway to determine the cause of the security breach, but Bin Laden, who is wanted by most Western countries on terrorism charges, remains on the run. Upon hearing the news, President Bush immediately ordered a bombing raid on the pub in case bin Laden was still there, but was fortunately persuaded to abandon it when Tony Blair expressed "doubts". Security expert Douglas Ramsbottom told the Observer that the consequences could have been fatal. "If this bin Laden had been armed, he could have wiped out almost the whole of the DeadBrain family. The only person left would have been Nerdy Norman the office boy, since they wouldn't let him go to the party. The repercussions in the satire world would have been enormous," he said, "and Prince Edward could have been killed too, but that's less important." A spokesman for DeadBrain told reporters that the incident had been a serious one. "We were relying on the police and the security services to protect our guests on this special occasion. We feel very let down by this and expect a full explanation. However, our readers should be aware that this will not affect our core duty to and belief in getting drunk at parties," he said. "Er, I mean writing satire." See also It's our birthday!
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