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Fight breaks out between Britney's breasts
5 Aug 2003 by Andy Heath
Britney Spears was said to be comfortable in a Los Angeles hospital last night after she was caught up in a fight between her mammaries. Shocked fans watched in horror as the long-running feud between her orbs escalated into violence before a sell-out concert in the City of Angels last night.
Rumours surrounding the infighting between her breasts have dogged the elfin-like songstress throughout her career. Her record company has always categorically denied these rumours, but yesterday's incident only showed how deep the divide really is.
"It all seemed to extend from the left tit taunting the right one by claiming to be the bigger of the pair," said music journalist Greg Mullet, who had been watching Ms Spears' breasts closely. "The right one responded by boasting that it was better formed and was the one that Britney played with the most. At this the left one launched an unprovoked attack that knocked the singer to the ground. Police and security rushed to the scene and it took six of them to separate the brawling boobs."
A shocked and dazed Britney was immediately taken to hospital. A spokesperson later told waiting reporters that the singer was considering legal action against the pair for substantial damages. The tits were last night unavailable for comment.
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