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Man confesses wife doesn't understand him
31 Aug 2003 by Brendan O'Connell
Douglas Ramsbottom, the marketing director of one of the country's leading manufacturing companies, last night confessed to his new secretary that his wife no longer understood him. The shocking admission came as the two met for drinks in a bar near the office building where they work. The meeting was ostensibly arranged to welcome the 18 year old to the firm but onlookers stated that Ramsbottom soon became quite emotional.
The pretty blonde, who wishes to remain nameless, said, "He [Ramsbottom] placed his hand on my knee and told me that his marriage was a sham and that they didn't even sleep together anymore." She went on to say that he complimented her on how well she looked and admired her "deep blue eyes".
Ramsbottom, 42, has been married for 16 years and has three children. Close friends and neighbours were said to be shocked by the disclosure. A source close to the Ramsbottoms told DeadBrain that "they seemed to be a perfectly, happy married couple."
Mrs. Ramsbottom was unavailable for comment at the time of going to press, although our reporter did spot a number of Mr. Ramsbottom's designer suits on the lawn in front of their house.
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