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 Bush: Ever noticed how all evil people have beards? 14 Dec 2003 17:53 President Bush has congratulated the American forces who captured Saddam Hussein last night. Speaking in the last half hour, Mr Bush said that the operation was "a tribute to our superb men and women serving in Iraq and a kick in the teeth for folks like the French and Germaniums who were opposed to us." "Last night our brave servicemen in Iraq capturified Saddam Hussein, a man of great eviltude," he said. "Yeah, we got him alright, and he won't be coming back." "I say to the people of Iraqland: you will never have to fear the rule of Saddam Hussein again, although if you carry on attackifying us then you'll darn well have to fear me!" he continued. "The goals of our coalition are the same as yours: peace, security, sovereignty of Iraq and re-election in 2004." "Saddam is now a laughing stock. I saw the pictures of his hole and it was small and dirty," he told viewers on American television as the cameraman giggled. "Saddam has come down a long way." "And by the way, have you ever noticed how all evil people these days have beards?" he mused, going off-script. "Today I can announce that we will be launching a war against the axis of beards that has injected fear into the people of the free world. These beardists will be defeated." "But right now a dark and painful era is over," he added. "A day of hope has arrived and I personally am very hopeful for 2004. And Mr Mamby Pamby Howard Dean can stick that where the sun don't shine." Mr Bush's era of peace and hope began with an explosion outside a Baghdad hotel shortly after he finished speaking. Related Articles Tony Blair's reaction to Saddam Hussein's capture 14 Dec 2003 14:46 Coalition: Saddam captured, will never buy weapons from us again 14 Dec 2003 Bush, Rumsfeld in Halloween video campaign for Iraqi war effort 30 Oct 2003 Bush appeals directly to Europeans for Iraq aid 16 Oct 2003 Bush upset over Nobel Peace Prize, promises "decisive action" 10 Oct 2003 Guantanamo Bay interpreters suspected of Comical Ali influence 7 Oct 2003
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