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 Campbell demands more changes at BBC30 Jan 2004 by Matt Knight
The unofficial Government spokesman Alastair Campbell continued his verbal rampage thorough every UK television studio today arguing the case for further changes to be made at the BBC.
This morning Mr Campbell released a recorded statement detailing the changes he deemed necessary. Delivered from the top of Mount Sinai in a typically belligerent and slightly menacing manner, Campbell laid out his blueprint for a fairer and more honest BBC. The key changes are as follows:
Mr Campbell decreed that all this was only fair. Further press releases are expected over the next few days. The one chink of light on another gloomy day for the BBC was that Political Editor Andrew Marr was compelled by law to stop wearing dodgy ties. Later on, a question and answer session ended abruptly when a journalist asked Mr Campbell to confirm reports that his nickname at school was "Ali Ba Ba" on account of an alleged "incident" with a sheep on his uncle's farm in Shropshire when he was 12. Mr Campbell went apoplectic and stormed off issuing threats and screaming out single syllable swearwords. In a separate development the BBC has announced that Peter Mandelson has followed in Michael Portillo's footsteps and recorded a fly-on-the-wall documentary that follows him experiencing life as a member of the working class. Mr Mandelson has spent a week working at a printing factory in Bermondsey, South London. Related Articles Downing Street to deny pressuring Hutton to "sex up" report 29 Jan 2004 Government to take revenge on BBC over Hutton 28 Jan 2004 Hutton to head inquiry into Hutton Inquiry leak 28 Jan 2004 Sun's Hutton leak accurate and unbiased - shock 28 Jan 2004 Lord Hutton unveils 2004 Blafta Awards nominees 28 Jan 2004
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