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Hell's Kitchen latest: Ramsay made to look like a pudding26 May 2004 by Matt Knight
Diners at Hell's Kitchen were treated to a bumper feast of expletives today as a chef who recently appeared in the TV show "Ramsay's Kitchen Nightmares" gave Gordon Ramsay a taste of his own foul-tasting medicine.
Tim Gray, who until recently was the hapless head chef at Bonapartes Restaurant in Silsden, West Yorkshire, exacted a verbal revenge all too familiar to Mr Ramsay. A gaggle of celebrity diners, Darren Day and ten million ITV viewers looked on open-mouthed as Mr Gray summoned Ramsay over to his table and launched in to tirade of abuse. "What on earth is this you're serving me? It's minging. I wouldn't serve this to my f****** dog you f****** ginger f***! It's cold and it tastes like the crap in a nappy... which you wouldn't know about because you've never changed one you useless t***." Gray then looked up from his plate, stared at Ramsay, and said: "You know what? You need to spend more time in the kitchen and less time in the f****** hairdressers. I mean who's going to notice those highlights on a pug faced p**** like you. Eh? And what happened to your chin you f****** f***?! Did someone glass you or did you use a cheese grater to shave this morning, you f***wit." Throwing the plate to the floor Gray said: "How dare you serve me this re-heated dog shit. I'd rather shave the hair off my own f****** arse than eat this f****** apology for a f****** meal. Jesus f****** Christ! Waiter! Get me some ketchup to take away the taste. And when I've finished with it, you can ram the bottle up that f****** failed footballer's fat arse." "Now listen very carefully Gord. I want you to f*** off back to your shitty little pots and pans and your microwave, and see if you can fix me something I can eat. Alright?" Later on, Mr Gray defended himself by saying that he was merely using the language of the industry. Gordon Ramsay was unavailable for comment although he did raise his middle finger to the ITV cameras as he was leaving the restaurant late last night.
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