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 Palace denies Harry swastika incident herbally-induced13 Jan 2004 by Malcolm Drury
Buckingham Palace has issued a strong statement denying that Prinz Harry Potter was under the influence of an illicit herb when he attended a fancy dress party wearing a Nazi swastika arm band.Photos in the Sun, an alleged newspaper, show the Prince in a German desert uniform with the armband. According to the Sun, the Prinz wore the uniform of Rommel's Afrika Korps to a party in Wiltshire last Saturday. Palace insiders reported that Her Majesty was furious when told of the photos, apparently screaming at the unfortunate Harry "Gott in Himmel, what were you thinking of?" and throwing her knackwurst at him. DeadBrain has been unable to corroborate this. The Prinz has been the centre of much controversy in recent years, from being caught drinking under age to accusations that he was helped by a teacher with his A-level course work and a recent scuffle with a photographer outside a London night club. He recently returned to Britain from Argentina following an alleged security threat. He had been spending a few weeks working on a private polo ranch as part of his attempt to experience life as lived by ordinary people. The Palace statement says that because of these various difficulties the Prinz has been under a great deal of stress, and it was this that led to his error of judgement and not anything chemical. It further said that it believed that the Sun had published the photographs purely as an act of spite, to "pay back" the Palace for having cancelled its subscription last year, as we exclusively reported. In related news, the editor of Sun rival the Daily Mirror, another alleged newspaper, refused to comment on a rumour that the Mirror is about to publish photographs of Prince Philip attending a party dressed as former Nazi Reichsmarshall Hermann Goering. However, a Palace spokesman, speaking on condition of anonymity, told our reporter that as Philip is rarely allowed out on his own these days it is highly unlikely that any such photographs exist. "Besides," the spokesman pointed out, "Prince Philip doesn't have the right build to look anything like Goering." Related Articles Scientists excited by unique large-eared dinosaur fossil 24 Nov 2004
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