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 Abuse tolerance zones planned for British soldiers27 Jan 2005 by I J Brodie
The Attorney General, Lord Goldsmith, inspired by Liverpool City Council's proposals to inaugurate Britain's first prostitution "tolerance" zones for sex workers, is considering setting up similar "violence tolerance" zones for British soldiers. The zone, Iraq, will allow honest British war workers to ply their age-old trade of thrashing, humiliating, and beasting civilian detainees without being troubled by the Geneva Convention or the Royal Military Police. A spokesman for Lord Goldsmith, who is ultimately responsible for military prosecution authorities, said: "We cannot ignore the reality of civilian detainee abuse by British soldiers in Iraq, especially when it is all over the media. So, inspired by the Liverpool initiative, we came up with these proposals to tolerate prisoner abuse by British war workers in a specially managed zone, to be called Iraq." "It really is the best way to flout the Geneva Convention that I've heard for years. Hooray!" he added. The main function of the tolerance zones is to move the trade away from respectable middle class newspapers, where the government believes that untold damage to impressionable minds can be done. The head of the war workers union - Chief of the General Staff, General Sir Mike Jackson – said, "We utterly condemn all acts of abuse – media abuse of our members, that is. This is just a case of prudish values getting in the way of progress." "People have a right to earn a living, and if they wish to spend their time abusing prisoners who are we to stand in their way?" Most war workers are drawn into their brutal and unhappy profession at a tender age and stay in it mainly because they are addicted to the uniforms and violence. These vulnerable young men are often brutalised by vicious and elegantly dressed commanders, who the lowly war worker has to humiliatingly call 'sir', salute, and obey without question. One such character is the 'Major' who ran a harem of war workers near Basra in Iraq. When his 'boys' were arrested by the Royal Military Police he denied all responsibility for their actions. "What dem crazy mother fucker bitches do ain't no god-damn business of mine," he said in a statement read by his lawyer. Some of these young war workers, with help and training from under-funded voluntary organisations such as the Royal British Legion, manage to escape the brutality of their lives. Most, however, are in it until they physically cannot go on; ending their lives sitting with other 'old troopers' in old and tatty uniforms, trying to remember when things were different. When asked how this new strategy of a tolerance zone would help war workers escape their profession, a spokesman promised that an exit strategy would be drawn up by his colleagues in Washington "at some point in the future, hopefully". Related Articles Al-Zarqawi "kicked" from Iraqi militant website 25 Nov 2004
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