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US Marines surround Bethnal Green

6 May 2005 by Rahool Powan

Following intelligence reports which suggest that deposed dictator Saddam Hussein had, in fact, concealed Iraq in an East-London residential area, US Marines have taken up positions for what will be known as "Operation Iraqi Location".

George Galloway, leader of the Bethnal Green Ba'ath party, revealed the whereabouts of the concealed cache of around 26 million Iraqis and 500,000 square kilometres of land following his shock victory in the general election overnight, declaring: "Mr Blair, this is for Iraq".

Following a brutal election campaign, marked by street-fighting and attacks on vehicles, Mr Galloway defeated Labour candidate Oona King in an election which is already being questioned by external observers following allegations of voter fraud, intimidation and deception.

Gen. John Abizaid, commander of US forces in the region, feels his troops are ready for the task ahead. "We're committed to liberating the Iraqi people from Galloway, who has cynically used the people of Iraq for some years now to further his own aims, and to live a life of luxury at their expense," he said.

President Bush is now being briefed on the geographical location of London, and is expected to give the go-ahead for the troops to launch their attack as soon as he has coloured in his map.

Prime Minister Tony Blair has denied all involvement in British politics.

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