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Internet censorship a XXX very good thing says XXXXXX China

As the United Nations summit to determine the future of the internet gets underway in Tunisia, that XXX XXXXXXXX XXXXXXXXX decadent western oriented place, Chinese officials refused XXX XXXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXXX a rapturous standing ovation.

Heading the summit, UN Secretary Kofi Annan said: "We have reports that 10,000 people in China are put to XXXXX free holidays every year, and users of the internet in China are XXX allowed to see pages with the words XXXXXXXX China, and XXXXXXX work hard, and cannot XXXXX XXXXX XXXXX help but love the country of China."

Delegates at the conference insisted that Taiwan XXXXX XXXXX XXXXXX XXXXXX belongs to China, and that they would do everything in their power to XXXXX XXXXX XXXXXX XXX support China.

Kofi Annan continued: "That the pro-XXXXXXXXfessional writer Wang Yi, should XXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXX never be allowed to write bad things about China, and that he should be XXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXXXX XXXXX imprisoned immediately".

Dr Douglas Ramsbottom, a XXXXXX decadent Western internet expert, added: "The internet XXXXX XXXX XXX X XXXXX has arrived XXX XXXXXXXX XXXX XXXXX in Bootle."

The summit continues until Friday.



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