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SPECIAL COVERAGE: How Britain is coping with snow

27 Dec 2005

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Reports from around the country

Food stocks, petrol supply, life to expire in Kent within hours

Geordies consider wearing outer clothing – reports

New government dossier: Iran to blame for frozen onslaught

Your questions answered

What is this white menace threatening our shores?
By General Sir Douglas Ramsbottom

Is cannibalism in a crisis really that wrong?
By Dr Rowan Atkinson, Archbishop of Canterbury

Our star columnists

Cripes! It's snowing!
By Boris Johnson

When I were a lad we had six foot drifts every day
By Dickie Bird

We coped with snow much better under Thatcher
By Max Hastings

Blair to blame for big freeze
By Simon Hefferlump

Could falling temperatures affect house prices?
By Paul Dacre