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Pete Doherty not arrested for several days – three tabloids to go into administration
The alleged musician Pete Doherty has not been in any fresh trouble with the law since last week, DeadBrain can exclusively reveal. The shocking news has reportedly depressed his blindly adoring fans who have both come to expect the supposed singer's arrest on an almost daily basis:
"I just can't believe Pete's not had any run-ins with the rozzers today or yesterday, or even the day before yesterday – it's not like him at all," said one unkempt young ruffian camped outside Highbury Magistrates Court.
But DeadBrain has learnt the real reason for Doherty's apparent good behaviour – he's banged up in Pentonville:
"Yeah, Pete's inside," confirmed a prison warder on his way in to work this morning, "so not much chance of him driving under the influence."
The former front-man of The Libertines, Pete Doherty now plays with the equally unsuccessful Babyshambles, managing somehow to squeeze gigs in between his various court appearances, burglaries and early morning drives in Ealing where we have absolutely no proof that he was up to anything naughty at all.
The so-called 'star' is due in court next week to face charges of possession of cocaine, heroin, tatty clothes and a crap haircut. If convicted Doherty faces a driving ban, several years in prison and a visit from Trinny and Susannah. A friend of the serial jailbird said:
"Pete's absolutely terrified of what could happen to him. He's heard about some truly horrific tales of abuse – have you ever seen What Not To Wear?"
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