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In Brief: Muslims boycott Danish goods, bacon sales unaffected
A boycott of all Danish goods by angry Muslims has had no affect on Danish Bacon Co PLC.
A spokesman for the company said that sales within the Middle East were "as strong as they ever were, and probably ever will be."
Ergel Flergelsson confirmed to DeadBrain:
"The amount of Danish Bacon consumed by the Muslim community has remained constant, so this boycott seems to be a flash in the pan. A pan full of delicious bacon. Mmm."
"In order to thank the Muslim community for their unwavering support, Danish Bacon Co plan to send complimentary bacon sandwiches to every Mosque in the world."
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