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Brown claims budget is 'brilliant'
Chancellor Gordon Brown today told Parliament that his Budget was 'absolutely brilliant' and will prove to be 'a panacea for all the world's problems'.
Without going into detail Mr Brown also claimed that this, his 10th budget, raises funds only by taxing bad people - and hands massive rebates back to good people.
He went on to declare that any Chancellor that has overseen more than 9 budgets but less than 11 is, officially, the best and should immediately be made Prime Minister of the world.
Tory leader David Cameron claimed the Chancellor was "an idiot" and that his budget was "rubbish". Lib Dem leader and newsagent-owner Sir Menzies Campbell probably said something similar too.
Other changes announced by Mr Brown include a tax on the size of pixies ears, an increase in VAT on people who fart in enclosed public spaces and a scrapping of meals for prisoners.
"Now I've got this Budget out the way," Brown sneered, "World domination is MINE!! HOO-HOO MWWAAHA!!"
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