Satirist runs out of Doherty jokes after latest arrest
1 Jun 2006 by Sir Charles Cheese-Cake
DeadBrain writer Sir Charles Cheese-Cake has finally admitted defeat after Pete Doherty was arrested AGAIN today on an EasyJet flight to Spain."I had loads of jokes in storage for him," said Sir Charles, "but his continual brushes with the law have left me with none left. I thought I had enough but he's been arrested so many times I simply can't keep up."
Asked where he would go from here the despondent Mr Cheese-Cake said he would now focus his attention on other public losers such as the Deputy Prime Minister.
"I've still got a few Prescott jokes in the bag," Sir Charles added.
Pete Doherty, who claims to be a singer, was arrested after a bloody needle was found in the plane's toilet.
"It's wasn't me," he lied.
