Cameron on hoodies: Am I Bovvered?
10 Jul 2006 by Sir Charles Cheese-Cake
David Cameron, or 'Dave C' as he likes to be called, has come out in support of chavs by saying that kids wearing hoodies are harmless misunderstood souls who have no intention of robbing you or anything like that. Asked if he was worried by the sight of gangs of teenagers marauding through British streets Cameron simply said:"Am I bothered, though?"
Pressed for further comment the Conservative leader replied:
"Look at my face! Is my face bovvered? Does this look like a bovvered face to you? I AIN'T BOVVERED!!!"
The opportunistic campaigner spent the morning sniffing glue with a gang of youths before visiting a council estate to help several 13-year-old single mums throw eggs at the windows of passing buses. When confronted with his behaviour and asked if maybe he was jumping on the youth bandwagon, Cameron kissed his teeth, slumped back on a bench and said:
"Are you calling me mum a whore? Are you disrespectin' my family, though? Cos if you 'is I is gonna get my homeboy Billy Hague to open up a bare can of whupass on you. You get me?"
Exasperated by the lack of a coherent answer DeadBrain asked the Liberal Democrat leader Menzies Campbell for his view on Cameron's antics:
"Yeah, but not no, but yeah, but no but," said the aged Scot. "Shut up! But anyway that's blatantly not true 'cos Charlie Kennedy got smashed after Prime Minister's question time last week and I never saw nuffink except when Anne Widdecombe sat down in the lower chamber and she didn't have any knickers on and I saw her jack and danny!"
