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Satire about David BlunkettDeadBrain tracks the Home Secretary, David Blunkett, as he cracks down on everyone and everything to prove he's just as hard as Michael Howard was.
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7 Jul 2007Blair: "I've been a wonderful Prime Minister"
10 May 2007A statement regarding current court action involving DeadBrain
2 Apr 2007New Home Secretary resigns after 37 minutes
26 Jan 2007Blair to launch 'Blair Foundation' cosmetics range
8 Jan 2007Blunkett: 'I didn't see dodgy dossier'
9 Oct 2006Parents warned over extremist behaviour by Home Secretaries
20 Sep 2006Government criticised as Charles Clarke released without deportation
26 Apr 2006"Two Birds" Prescott admits affair – wife and mistress both 'crushed'
26 Apr 2006Gordon Brown wins 'Best Supporting' Oscar
3 Mar 2006Iraq all God's fault says Blair
4 Mar 2006Blair tables surprise "beating and poking" terror amendment
9 Nov 2005BREAKING NEWS: Blair bans Clarke, Blunkett reinstated
7 Nov 2005Bird flu could kill 2 million, solve pension crisis – Blunkett
21 Oct 2005Quotes from Labour conference speeches we didn't get to hear
30 Sep 2005DeadBrain obtains secret government plans to invade "democracy deserts"
6 Sep 2005Rant: While the Prime Minister's away...
29 Aug 2005How a crippled childhood gave rise to an authoritarian monster
21 Jul 2005Tories ask to be known as Labour
6 Apr 2005Exclusive: Blunkett to join Tories
8 Feb 2005DeadBrain's predictions for 2005
31 Dec 2004The DeadBrain Review of the Year 2004
28 Dec 2004Blunkett launches new Visa Fast-Track credit card
20 Dec 2004Rant: Blunkett's resignation and the flying biography
17 Dec 2004Howard backs plan for Conservative ID card
14 Dec 2004Rant: Remember paedophiles?
6 Dec 2004Blunkett: Alien lizards want me gone
1 Dec 2004Tories ponder bringing back Winston Churchill as leader
26 Jul 2004Humberside Police Chief declines new role as Chief Scapegoat
26 Jun 2004Big Brother contestants "to be deported" to Portugal
17 Jun 2004Government quietly lowers its performance standards
2 June 2004UK troop deployment not related to election; Pope's religion questioned
30 May 2004UK bans condoms after Blair attack
20 May 2004Government IDea card pilot begins today
26 Apr 2004Entire British prison population released by accident
20 Apr 2004Royal Family to be vetted in security drive
16 Apr 2004How ID cards would stop a terrorist attack
7 Apr 2004Bootle man calls for protest against "British FBI" plan
29 Mar 2004Blunkett slams compensation culture
15 Mar 2004
Blunkett tells Bush to "let my people go"
9 Mar 2004
Hutton to conduct inquiry into Clare Short
3 Mar 2004
Blunkett proposes to criminalise everything
27 Feb 2004
Blair: Unemployed migrants to stand in corner
24 Feb 2004
Blair introduces compulsory drug testing in Cabinet
22 Feb 2004
Bush nominated for Nobel Peace Prize, plus other Iraq award nominations
13 Feb 2004
New Court of Public Opinion to be set up
13 Feb 2004
Alastair Campbell tipped to head new anti-crime agency
9 Feb 2004
Blunkett promises to crush terrorists with new powers
3 Feb 2004
Blunkett undergoes surgery to enlarge top of head
22 Jan 2004