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DeadBrain tracks the Home Secretary, David Blunkett, as he cracks down on everyone and everything to prove he's just as hard as Michael Howard was.

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10 May 2007
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2 Apr 2007
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26 Jan 2007
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8 Jan 2007
Blunkett: 'I didn't see dodgy dossier'
9 Oct 2006
Parents warned over extremist behaviour by Home Secretaries
20 Sep 2006
Government criticised as Charles Clarke released without deportation
26 Apr 2006
"Two Birds" Prescott admits affair – wife and mistress both 'crushed'
26 Apr 2006
Gordon Brown wins 'Best Supporting' Oscar
3 Mar 2006
Iraq all God's fault says Blair
4 Mar 2006
Blair tables surprise "beating and poking" terror amendment
9 Nov 2005
BREAKING NEWS: Blair bans Clarke, Blunkett reinstated
7 Nov 2005
Bird flu could kill 2 million, solve pension crisis – Blunkett
21 Oct 2005
Quotes from Labour conference speeches we didn't get to hear
30 Sep 2005
DeadBrain obtains secret government plans to invade "democracy deserts"
6 Sep 2005
Rant: While the Prime Minister's away...
29 Aug 2005
How a crippled childhood gave rise to an authoritarian monster
21 Jul 2005
Tories ask to be known as Labour
6 Apr 2005
Exclusive: Blunkett to join Tories
8 Feb 2005
DeadBrain's predictions for 2005
31 Dec 2004
The DeadBrain Review of the Year 2004
28 Dec 2004
Blunkett launches new Visa Fast-Track credit card
20 Dec 2004
Rant: Blunkett's resignation and the flying biography
17 Dec 2004
Howard backs plan for Conservative ID card
14 Dec 2004
Rant: Remember paedophiles?
6 Dec 2004
Blunkett: Alien lizards want me gone
1 Dec 2004
Tories ponder bringing back Winston Churchill as leader
26 Jul 2004
Humberside Police Chief declines new role as Chief Scapegoat
26 Jun 2004
Big Brother contestants "to be deported" to Portugal
17 Jun 2004
Government quietly lowers its performance standards
2 June 2004
UK troop deployment not related to election; Pope's religion questioned
30 May 2004
UK bans condoms after Blair attack
20 May 2004
Government IDea card pilot begins today
26 Apr 2004
Entire British prison population released by accident
20 Apr 2004
Royal Family to be vetted in security drive
16 Apr 2004
How ID cards would stop a terrorist attack
7 Apr 2004
Bootle man calls for protest against "British FBI" plan
29 Mar 2004
Blunkett slams compensation culture
15 Mar 2004
 Blunkett tells Bush to "let my people go"
9 Mar 2004
 Hutton to conduct inquiry into Clare Short
3 Mar 2004
 Blunkett proposes to criminalise everything
27 Feb 2004
 Blair: Unemployed migrants to stand in corner
24 Feb 2004
 Blair introduces compulsory drug testing in Cabinet
22 Feb 2004
 Bush nominated for Nobel Peace Prize, plus other Iraq award nominations
13 Feb 2004
 New Court of Public Opinion to be set up
13 Feb 2004
 Alastair Campbell tipped to head new anti-crime agency
9 Feb 2004
 Blunkett promises to crush terrorists with new powers
3 Feb 2004
 Blunkett undergoes surgery to enlarge top of head
22 Jan 2004


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