DeadBrain UK http://www.deadbrain.co.uk Latest satire headlines Car crime statistics stolen from minister's car http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_06_28_2622.php Latest theft from Hazel Blears. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_06_28_2622.php Mugabe banned from playing cricket in UK http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_06_25_2301.php Tough action from Gordon Brown. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_06_25_2301.php Call centres go on strike; robot overlords one step closer to domination http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_05_13_2049.php Empty call centres prompt downfall of human race. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_05_13_2049.php Ia splits from Serb in latest Balkan separation http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_02_18_1654.php Just when you thought your country couldn't get any smaller... http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_02_18_1654.php Record number of people 'forget who Pete Doherty is' http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_01_27_2717.php Urgent action needed. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_01_27_2717.php Immigrant: Does the jobs you hate http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_01_20_2544.php New report into immigration. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_01_20_2544.php American writers strike turns nasty http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_01_15_3559.php Writers attacked for accidentally being funny. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_01_15_3559.php Millennium Goals 'pushed back until next one' http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_01_06_3056.php Initial targets too ambitious. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_01_06_3056.php Thousands inconvenienced as trains operate normally http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_01_02_0349.php Delays, overcrowding and a nasty smell. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2008_01_02_0349.php New Year celebrations too risky, says Government http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_12_31_0052.php Better to stay indoors and go to bed early. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_12_31_0052.php Canada seizes North Pole http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_12_18_0216.php Mission accomplished. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_12_18_0216.php Bush: Pakistan may join the "Axle of Evil" http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_11_06_3720.php Musharraf not answering calls. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_11_06_3720.php Iran imprisons Dumbledore http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_10_22_2744.php Gays? What gays? http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_10_22_2744.php News channels scramble to cover Campbell resignation http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_10_15_3324.php Sky News deploys helicopter to nursing home. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_10_15_3324.php Ming Campbell quits after long health battle http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_10_15_3138.php Ineffectiveness takes another career. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_10_15_3138.php Patients banned from hospitals on health grounds http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_09_06_3133.php Government says they spread infection. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_09_06_3133.php Nine million dead as agencies battle for splash http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_09_04_0030.php Inaccuracies cause chaos. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_09_04_0030.php UN deadlock on Amy Winehouse crisis http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_09_03_4553.php Members fail to agree. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_09_03_4553.php Prescott "could be replaced by bucket of lard" http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_08_28_0130.php Search is on to replace former Deputy PM. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_08_28_0130.php Government to combat Hull, Tewkesbury flood risk with new Thames barrier http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_08_26_4018.php Radical new action plan announced. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_08_26_4018.php Exclusive: Disastrous flooding could happen again, sometime http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_08_25_3921.php DeadBrain talks to leading scientist. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_08_25_3921.php Government in tough crackdown on binge-raining http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_08_21_4149.php Nanny knows best. http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_08_21_4149.php Jedi knight demands right to carry laser weapon in school http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_08_15_5041.php Religious rights take a turn for the intergalactic. Plankton on alert as Sun publishes shark photo http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_08_02_0705.php New made-up danger to sea life. Colonoscopy reveals Bush's brain http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_07_28_4354.php America's pain in the arse. Water shortage latest http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_07_26_1951.php Reports from around the country. David Cameron 'to talk to working class people' - shock http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_07_23_2228.php Tories attempt to broaden appeal. New breed of criminal hugs and mugs http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_07_21_0819.php Police alerted to 'hugger-muggers'. Big Brother contestant with discernable intelligence - shock http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_07_20_3838.php New crisis at Channel 4. BBC admits to more faking it http://www.deadbrain.co.uk/news/article_2007_07_19_4054.php No intent to mislead, honest.