var tickercontents=new Array()
tickercontents[0]='Premiership footballers to take gender tests
';
tickercontents[1]='Britain closed indefinitely due to snow
';
tickercontents[2]='Car crime statistics stolen from minister\'s car
';
tickercontents[3]='Mugabe banned from playing cricket in UK
';
tickercontents[4]='Call centres go on strike; robot overlords one step closer to domination
';
tickercontents[5]='Ia splits from Serb in latest Balkan separation
';
tickercontents[6]='Record number of people \'forget who Pete Doherty is\'
';
tickercontents[7]='Immigrant: Does the jobs you hate
';
tickercontents[8]='American writers strike turns nasty
';
tickercontents[9]='Millennium Goals \'pushed back until next one\'
';
tickercontents[10]='More news on DeadBrain.co.uk';
//configure the below 2 variables to set the width/background color of the ticker
var tickerwidth='100%'
//configure the below variable to determine the delay between ticking of messages (in miliseconds
var tickdelay=3000
var tickerbgcolor='gold'
////Do not edit pass this line////////////////
var currentmessage=0
function changetickercontent(){
if (document.layers){
document.tickernsmain.document.tickernssub.document.write(tickercontents[currentmessage])
document.tickernsmain.document.tickernssub.document.close()
}
else if (document.all)
tickerie.innerHTML=tickercontents[currentmessage]
if (currentmessage==tickercontents.length-1) currentmessage=0
else currentmessage++
setTimeout("changetickercontent()",tickdelay)
}
function start_ticking(){
if (document.layers)
document.tickernsmain.visibility="show"
changetickercontent()
}
if (document.all)
document.write('