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Barry Davies
Coalition Team News
The traditional 4-4-2 formation is put to good use by George W Bush's Coalition team, but how effective it will be in these conditions is open to debate. A strong striking pair of Rumsfeld and Franks will strike fear into the hearts of the Iraqi defence, but the commitment of Rumsfeld has to be questioned. The mid-field is generally strong in most situations, but the defence has its weak spots, particularly in the shape of Clare Short. Experienced goal keeper John Prescott should compensate for that, though - I don't think much will get past him.

John
Prescott


Colin
Powell
John
Howard
Clare
Short
Condoleezza
Rice


Geoff
Hoon
Tony
Blair
Gordon
Brown
John
Simpson


Donald
Rumsfeld
Tommy
Franks
(c)

Substitutes: Iain Duncan Smith, Robin Cook, Osama bin Laden, Bill Clinton, George W Bush

Coach: George W Bush

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