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Best EMF Laptop Shields of 2021: Reviews & Buyer’s Guide

What is EMF Radiation? EMF radiation of electromagnetic radiation is a type of radiation given off by many electrical devices. The full extent of EMF exposure on the human body aren’t fully understood yet. However, many theories suggest that they can lead to fertility issues and cancer, amongst other health issues. Laptops are regularly close […]

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Best Low Radiation UK Mobile Phones 2020: Reviews & Buying Guide

One way to reduce EMF in your life without purely looking at EMF Protection is to reduce the EMF you’re exposed to by your electronic devices. It’s hard to avoid having a mobile phone, so we did a bunch of research to find the lowest EMF Mobile Phones UK Buyers can get hold of. The […]

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Best EMF Clothing 2020: Reviews & Buyer’s Guide

If you’re searching for best EMF Protective Clothing you’ll already be familiar with the potentially harmful neurological effects of Electromagnetic Frequency Waves on your body. Children in growth and development years, or even in the womb of pregnant mothers are especially EMF sensitive. Meanwhile ‘Electrosmog’ is invisible and all around us. This makes it extremely […]

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Britain closed indefinitely due to snow

Britain was closed indefinitely today as it was inundated with drift upon drift of pure white death, or “snow” as it is sometimes known. Almost all branches of Government have been affected by the freezing conditions: the Health Secretary, Alan Johnson, has contracted a cold; the Transport Secretary, Geoff “Buff” Hoon is heavily congested; and the Communities […]

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Immigrant: Does the jobs you hate

Migrant Watch has today confirmed what many people already knew: immigrants are taking the jobs UK citizens are too lazy to do. The results of the latest report on immigration also include the shocking revelations that immigrant workers, “arrive at work on time”, “do overtime” and “work hard and consistently”. Douglas Ramsbottom, who manages a […]

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Police deny focus of Litvinenko investigation is on James Bond films

Police investigating the death of Alexander Litvinenko have denied that they are getting all of their ideas from James Bond films. In recent days, the Met have published an e-fit of a man they are seeking to question. Tall, somewhat scary and with metal teeth, the picture bears a striking resemblance to Richard Kiel, who […]

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Grateful British web users enjoy satire for first time

Billions of grateful British internet users enjoyed satire online for the first time today when writer John O’Farrell launched a spoof news website, the first of its kind in Europe. Across the UK, people ‘logged on’ to read articles of a hilarity never seen before outside a Brian Conley chat show. “What a totally unique […]

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Exclusive: Blair-Brown fight blamed on stolen toy car

The latest spat between Tony Blair and Gordon Brown is the fault of the two fathers’ children, DeadBrain can reveal. This most recent round of troubles began when Mr Blair and his youngest son, Leo, visited Mr Brown and his eldest son, John, at 11 Downing Street. A bored Leo was kept occupied with one of John’s […]

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Pluto reclassified from dog to dwarf

There was fury at the Disney headquarters today that one of its most famous characters, Pluto, is not in fact a dog at all. The accusation came from a leading investigator, Douglas ‘Chips’ Ramsbottom, who made secret recordings of the character singing “High ho, high ho, it’s off to work we go.” “Pluto is no […]

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FIFA award England World Cup

England’s football team were dramatically handed the World Cup today after a sensational press conference was given by the sport’s governing body, FIFA. Its Swiss president, Sepp Blatter, explained to the assembled journalists that he had experienced a momentous morning reading Britain’s red-top press. In a gob-smacking announcement he then announced that the England team […]